Monday, October 19, 2009

Kitten Cannon

Hey guys,

Have you ever wanted to just murder a cat. If so this is the game for you. All you have to do is adjust the trajectory of a connon, press the spacebar, and BOOM there goes the kitty. There are things that make it easy for you to go far like TNT, bombs on balloons, and trampolines. But there are obstacles that stop you like spikes and Venus fly traps. I for one enjoy beating up this pussy cat and it's gonna get 4 out of 5 boxes of TNT.

If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

see ya later,
AP 7

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Paintball

Hey guys,

Today I'm reviewing Paintball. In this game you have to get the little red ball to the big red box at the end. But wait it gets harder. The game creators make it hard by adding obstacles. To make it easier you get to draw lines to get from point A to point B. I'm gonna give this game 4 crooked lines that I tried to draw straight but couldn't.

If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/paintballthegame.html
Have fun and paint the game white!

see ya later,
AP 7

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Polygonal Fury

Hey guys,

Today I'm reviewing Polygonal Fury. In this game you have a certain amount of shots to destroy as many shapes as you can. To play this game you don't have to be good at geometry you just have to be able to click shapes. Some shapes explode, some ram into others, and some shoot lasers. Helpful hint: try to buy upgrades after every level; they'll really help. This game is a great way to pass some time and I'm gonna give it 4 polygons.

If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=polygonal-fury Enjoy!

see ya later,
AP 7

Monday, October 5, 2009

Bloons

Hey guys are you ready to go bananas?

Good cause today I'm reviewing Bloons. In this game you get to pop balloons by being a monkey with darts. But some of the balloons aren't just your average party balloons. There are bomb balloons, ice balloons, and my favorite light saber balloons. I'm gonna give this game 4 out of 5 stars Enjoy!

If you wanna play this go to: addictinggames.com/bloons

see ya later,
AP 7

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pillage the Village

Hark ye gamers,

And welcome to the land of game reviews. Today I'm reviewing Pillage the Village where the people of your kingdom are trying to kill you. All you have to do is click them and throw them high in the air. But not all the villagers are that easy. There are parachutiers, villagers with wings, and even guys that turn invisible. When you kill the villagers mouse over the coins that appear and you can use them in the shop to buy things that can help kill villagers. This game is worthy of a thrown in the air 3 and a half broken to bits skeletons out of 5 (if that didn't make sense I meant 3 and a half skeletons lol)

If you want to play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=pillage Enjoy!

Go Hither and earn coins... eth

see ya later,
AP 7

Monday, September 28, 2009

Fancy Pants Adventure

Hey guys,

Today I'm a reviewing Fancy Pants Adventure where you run, jump, and slide around as a stick figure with great hair and fancy pants. To destroy your enemies just jump on them. I think this game is great but it's got bad quality. The best I can give this is a 3 and a half awesome hair-dos.

If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/fancypantsadventure.html Enjoy!

see ya later,
AP 7

PS MySims Agents comes out tomorrow

Friday, September 25, 2009

This is the Only Level

Hey gamers,

Today I'm reviewing a game with one level but is that all that's to the game. In the 1 level with 30 stages. In this game you mve an elephant through the levels but it's not always straight there. In this game there is a big button you must jump on to open a door at the end so you can get to the exit. Helpful hint: I sugest reading the title of the stage in the bottom left corner before you attempt hard levels. I'm gonna give this fun gamea 4 big fat elephants. Credit to tootie for recommending this game.

I finished the whole thing in 05:18:30 and with 19 deaths. If you wanna play this game go to: http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level Tell me how long you take and how many deaths in a comment. And we'll see who gets the highest score

see ya later,
AP 7

PS A new game called MySims Agents is coming out in 4 days. If I get it right after it comes out I'll make a review.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Higher

Hey guys,

Today I'm reviewing Higher which to me is simply a mock-up of the new movie UP. All you really have to do is collect ballons and avoid falling bombs (go figure). This game is illogical ,in perspective: how can a few little helium-filled balloons lift a house, why are bombs falling from the sky, and really there is no end to this game. Space goes on forever. I'm gonna have to give this game 2 and a half bombs.

If you want to play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/higher Enjoy.

Fly away,
AP 7

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Motherload

Hey guys,

Today we will dig deep into the game Motherload. In this game you play as a robodrill mining the surface of another planet for pricey metals and gems. The deeper you dig the more expensive the metals and gems are. I very much like this game but I think it gets boring if you keep playing it because all you do is dig so I'll give this game a 4 of 5 stars. Enjoy!

IF you wanna play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=motherload Have fun and dig deep

see ya later,
AP 7

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Bin Weevils

Don't bug out it's just me,

In speaking of bugs today I'm reviewing Bin Weevils. In Bin Weevils you go around as a bug you get to customize when you register. Some of the games include connect 4, crossword puzzles, and MANY more. I really like this game but there's stuff I still don't get about the games. Seeing past that I'm giving this game 4 out of 5 trash cans. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Thanks to rachie for suggesting this game

If you wanna play Bin Weevils go to: play.binweevils.com My username is Awesomepen7. If you see me say hi.

see ya later,
AP 7

Monday, September 14, 2009

Fishy

Hey guys,

Have you ever been in a fish eat fish world? If you play this game you definitely will. All you have to do is use the arrow keys to steer your fishy toward smaller fish and avoid bigger ones. This game offers a bit of fun but the best I'll give it is 4 huge blue fishys.

If you want to chomp some fish go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=fishy Good luck!

Game on,
AP 7

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Canabalt

Sup game playahs,

Today I'm reviewing Canabalt. In this game you're running from... well I really dunno (the game doesn't say) something while you jump from building to building. I really feel this game is pointless but it is fun gaming. The longest distance my guy ran was 1469 meters. I'm gonna give this game 3 out of 5 stars.

If you wanna play Canabalt go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/canabalt.html . When you play leave a comment here about the farthest your guy ran.

game on,
AP 7

Monday, September 7, 2009

Pirate Golf Adventure

Hey buccaneers,

Today I'm reviewing Pirate Golf Adventure. In this game you go from getting away from a kraken, saving a hot cave girl, or saving your own butt from her parents. All you have to do is shoot a golf ball into a hole at the end of the level. Here's a helpful hint: you can shoot the golf ball in mid air. I'm gonna give this game 4 out of 5 pirate ships because it's fun but still sorta easy.

If you wanna play go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/pirategolfadventure.html Enjoy!

see you after I hoist the mainstay,
AP 7

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Jail Break 2

Hey guys,

Today I'm reviewing Jail Break 2. It's about a circle guy trying to escape from a mafia building headquarters before their leader tries to kill him. I think it's pretty pointless. I had very little fun because it was too hard to even get past level 1. I'm gonna have to give it 1.5 stars out of 5.

If you wanna play this game just use this URL to get there: http://www.addictinggames.com/jailbreak2.html Enjoy! (if that's possible for a really hard game like this one lol)

Game on,
AP 7

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Defend Your Castle

Hey game players,

Today I'm reviewing Defend the Castle. In this game you have to protect your fortress from evil stick figures. All you do is click the stick figure and throw him and if you threw him high enough he'll disappear in a pile of blood. I'll give this game 3 1/2 out of 5 dead stick figures because it's fun but it's kinda easy. In the end (when I died) I had 96 casualties and 7140 points.

If you liked this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=castle
When you're done tell your scores in a comment. Enjoy!

post soon,
AP 7

Monday, August 31, 2009

Red Remover

Hey guys,

Today I'm reviewing Red Remover. In this game you have to keep the green blocks and get rid of the red ones. I think this game was pretty challenging. It was fun but I had to watch most of the levels on a walkthrough. I have to give it 3 out of 5 evil red blocks because of the hardness If you like making block towers fall over than you will enjoy this game. Or if you like having fun being destructive you can play this game.

If you want to play, copy the following link and put it in your browser: http://www.addictinggames.com/redremover.html

Sup gamers

Hey guys,

I'm making this site for online games, new movies in theaters or that just come out on DVD, new video games, or computer games. If you'd like to request a game please tell me in a comment. I will rate movies and games on a scale of 1 to 5. 1 being the worst and 5 being the awesomest ever.

Please enjoy my site,
AP 7