Hark ye gamers,
And welcome to the land of game reviews. Today I'm reviewing Pillage the Village where the people of your kingdom are trying to kill you. All you have to do is click them and throw them high in the air. But not all the villagers are that easy. There are parachutiers, villagers with wings, and even guys that turn invisible. When you kill the villagers mouse over the coins that appear and you can use them in the shop to buy things that can help kill villagers. This game is worthy of a thrown in the air 3 and a half broken to bits skeletons out of 5 (if that didn't make sense I meant 3 and a half skeletons lol)
If you want to play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=pillage Enjoy!
Go Hither and earn coins... eth
see ya later,
AP 7
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Fancy Pants Adventure
Hey guys,
Today I'm a reviewing Fancy Pants Adventure where you run, jump, and slide around as a stick figure with great hair and fancy pants. To destroy your enemies just jump on them. I think this game is great but it's got bad quality. The best I can give this is a 3 and a half awesome hair-dos.
If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/fancypantsadventure.html Enjoy!
see ya later,
AP 7
PS MySims Agents comes out tomorrow
Today I'm a reviewing Fancy Pants Adventure where you run, jump, and slide around as a stick figure with great hair and fancy pants. To destroy your enemies just jump on them. I think this game is great but it's got bad quality. The best I can give this is a 3 and a half awesome hair-dos.
If you wanna play this game go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/fancypantsadventure.html Enjoy!
see ya later,
AP 7
PS MySims Agents comes out tomorrow
Friday, September 25, 2009
This is the Only Level
Hey gamers,
Today I'm reviewing a game with one level but is that all that's to the game. In the 1 level with 30 stages. In this game you mve an elephant through the levels but it's not always straight there. In this game there is a big button you must jump on to open a door at the end so you can get to the exit. Helpful hint: I sugest reading the title of the stage in the bottom left corner before you attempt hard levels. I'm gonna give this fun gamea 4 big fat elephants. Credit to tootie for recommending this game.
I finished the whole thing in 05:18:30 and with 19 deaths. If you wanna play this game go to: http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level Tell me how long you take and how many deaths in a comment. And we'll see who gets the highest score
see ya later,
AP 7
PS A new game called MySims Agents is coming out in 4 days. If I get it right after it comes out I'll make a review.
Today I'm reviewing a game with one level but is that all that's to the game. In the 1 level with 30 stages. In this game you mve an elephant through the levels but it's not always straight there. In this game there is a big button you must jump on to open a door at the end so you can get to the exit. Helpful hint: I sugest reading the title of the stage in the bottom left corner before you attempt hard levels. I'm gonna give this fun gamea 4 big fat elephants. Credit to tootie for recommending this game.
I finished the whole thing in 05:18:30 and with 19 deaths. If you wanna play this game go to: http://armorgames.com/play/4309/this-is-the-only-level Tell me how long you take and how many deaths in a comment. And we'll see who gets the highest score
see ya later,
AP 7
PS A new game called MySims Agents is coming out in 4 days. If I get it right after it comes out I'll make a review.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Higher
Hey guys,
Today I'm reviewing Higher which to me is simply a mock-up of the new movie UP. All you really have to do is collect ballons and avoid falling bombs (go figure). This game is illogical ,in perspective: how can a few little helium-filled balloons lift a house, why are bombs falling from the sky, and really there is no end to this game. Space goes on forever. I'm gonna have to give this game 2 and a half bombs.
If you want to play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/higher Enjoy.
Fly away,
AP 7
Today I'm reviewing Higher which to me is simply a mock-up of the new movie UP. All you really have to do is collect ballons and avoid falling bombs (go figure). This game is illogical ,in perspective: how can a few little helium-filled balloons lift a house, why are bombs falling from the sky, and really there is no end to this game. Space goes on forever. I'm gonna have to give this game 2 and a half bombs.
If you want to play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/higher Enjoy.
Fly away,
AP 7
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Motherload
Hey guys,
Today we will dig deep into the game Motherload. In this game you play as a robodrill mining the surface of another planet for pricey metals and gems. The deeper you dig the more expensive the metals and gems are. I very much like this game but I think it gets boring if you keep playing it because all you do is dig so I'll give this game a 4 of 5 stars. Enjoy!
IF you wanna play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=motherload Have fun and dig deep
see ya later,
AP 7
Today we will dig deep into the game Motherload. In this game you play as a robodrill mining the surface of another planet for pricey metals and gems. The deeper you dig the more expensive the metals and gems are. I very much like this game but I think it gets boring if you keep playing it because all you do is dig so I'll give this game a 4 of 5 stars. Enjoy!
IF you wanna play this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=motherload Have fun and dig deep
see ya later,
AP 7
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Bin Weevils
Don't bug out it's just me,
In speaking of bugs today I'm reviewing Bin Weevils. In Bin Weevils you go around as a bug you get to customize when you register. Some of the games include connect 4, crossword puzzles, and MANY more. I really like this game but there's stuff I still don't get about the games. Seeing past that I'm giving this game 4 out of 5 trash cans. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Thanks to rachie for suggesting this game
If you wanna play Bin Weevils go to: play.binweevils.com My username is Awesomepen7. If you see me say hi.
see ya later,
AP 7
In speaking of bugs today I'm reviewing Bin Weevils. In Bin Weevils you go around as a bug you get to customize when you register. Some of the games include connect 4, crossword puzzles, and MANY more. I really like this game but there's stuff I still don't get about the games. Seeing past that I'm giving this game 4 out of 5 trash cans. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Thanks to rachie for suggesting this game
If you wanna play Bin Weevils go to: play.binweevils.com My username is Awesomepen7. If you see me say hi.
see ya later,
AP 7
Monday, September 14, 2009
Fishy
Hey guys,
Have you ever been in a fish eat fish world? If you play this game you definitely will. All you have to do is use the arrow keys to steer your fishy toward smaller fish and avoid bigger ones. This game offers a bit of fun but the best I'll give it is 4 huge blue fishys.
If you want to chomp some fish go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=fishy Good luck!
Game on,
AP 7
Have you ever been in a fish eat fish world? If you play this game you definitely will. All you have to do is use the arrow keys to steer your fishy toward smaller fish and avoid bigger ones. This game offers a bit of fun but the best I'll give it is 4 huge blue fishys.
If you want to chomp some fish go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=fishy Good luck!
Game on,
AP 7
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Canabalt
Sup game playahs,
Today I'm reviewing Canabalt. In this game you're running from... well I really dunno (the game doesn't say) something while you jump from building to building. I really feel this game is pointless but it is fun gaming. The longest distance my guy ran was 1469 meters. I'm gonna give this game 3 out of 5 stars.
If you wanna play Canabalt go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/canabalt.html . When you play leave a comment here about the farthest your guy ran.
game on,
AP 7
Today I'm reviewing Canabalt. In this game you're running from... well I really dunno (the game doesn't say) something while you jump from building to building. I really feel this game is pointless but it is fun gaming. The longest distance my guy ran was 1469 meters. I'm gonna give this game 3 out of 5 stars.
If you wanna play Canabalt go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/canabalt.html . When you play leave a comment here about the farthest your guy ran.
game on,
AP 7
Monday, September 7, 2009
Pirate Golf Adventure
Hey buccaneers,
Today I'm reviewing Pirate Golf Adventure. In this game you go from getting away from a kraken, saving a hot cave girl, or saving your own butt from her parents. All you have to do is shoot a golf ball into a hole at the end of the level. Here's a helpful hint: you can shoot the golf ball in mid air. I'm gonna give this game 4 out of 5 pirate ships because it's fun but still sorta easy.
If you wanna play go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/pirategolfadventure.html Enjoy!
see you after I hoist the mainstay,
AP 7
Today I'm reviewing Pirate Golf Adventure. In this game you go from getting away from a kraken, saving a hot cave girl, or saving your own butt from her parents. All you have to do is shoot a golf ball into a hole at the end of the level. Here's a helpful hint: you can shoot the golf ball in mid air. I'm gonna give this game 4 out of 5 pirate ships because it's fun but still sorta easy.
If you wanna play go to: http://www.addictinggames.com/pirategolfadventure.html Enjoy!
see you after I hoist the mainstay,
AP 7
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Jail Break 2
Hey guys,
Today I'm reviewing Jail Break 2. It's about a circle guy trying to escape from a mafia building headquarters before their leader tries to kill him. I think it's pretty pointless. I had very little fun because it was too hard to even get past level 1. I'm gonna have to give it 1.5 stars out of 5.
If you wanna play this game just use this URL to get there: http://www.addictinggames.com/jailbreak2.html Enjoy! (if that's possible for a really hard game like this one lol)
Game on,
AP 7
Today I'm reviewing Jail Break 2. It's about a circle guy trying to escape from a mafia building headquarters before their leader tries to kill him. I think it's pretty pointless. I had very little fun because it was too hard to even get past level 1. I'm gonna have to give it 1.5 stars out of 5.
If you wanna play this game just use this URL to get there: http://www.addictinggames.com/jailbreak2.html Enjoy! (if that's possible for a really hard game like this one lol)
Game on,
AP 7
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Defend Your Castle
Hey game players,
Today I'm reviewing Defend the Castle. In this game you have to protect your fortress from evil stick figures. All you do is click the stick figure and throw him and if you threw him high enough he'll disappear in a pile of blood. I'll give this game 3 1/2 out of 5 dead stick figures because it's fun but it's kinda easy. In the end (when I died) I had 96 casualties and 7140 points.
If you liked this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=castle
When you're done tell your scores in a comment. Enjoy!
post soon,
AP 7
Today I'm reviewing Defend the Castle. In this game you have to protect your fortress from evil stick figures. All you do is click the stick figure and throw him and if you threw him high enough he'll disappear in a pile of blood. I'll give this game 3 1/2 out of 5 dead stick figures because it's fun but it's kinda easy. In the end (when I died) I had 96 casualties and 7140 points.
If you liked this game go to: http://www.xgenstudios.com/game.php?keyword=castle
When you're done tell your scores in a comment. Enjoy!
post soon,
AP 7
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